Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The (un) forgettable night

One night three friends Atul, Binni, jasjeet decided to drink of course alcohol. Atul wanted Whiskey but binni n jasjeet wanted vodka. So they got their separate drinks and enjoyed that night. The next night, they decided to call two other friends Danny n Eric. Now, Atul, Danny n Eric wanted whiskey n Binni n jasjeet wanted vodka. So they bought their separate drinks and went up to Atul's terrace.

It was the same terrace where Atul, Binni and jasjeet drank together a night before n enjoyed. So they called the other two to have more fun. Atul told his parents that he was going to Danny place for a night stay along with other friends but they were actually planning on drinking on Atul's terrace.After they had had their food n taken all the drinks, smokes and chaknas they decided to go to the terrace. While going up to the terrace at around 11pm or so Atul's mom was on the window and saw Binny Danny n jasjeet while Atul had quickly ran through the society main gate and was waiting for the others in the entrance. Now, you must be wondering what Atul's mom was doing being at the window at 11pm. Well she heard their bikes coming in the society, though Atul had warned other to turn off their bikes and come in by pushing their bikes in the parking everyone except Atul didnt do so. This is probably why Atul's mom woke up but didnt see Atul and Danny cos they had pushed their bike into the society. While on the call, she saw Binni one of Atul's childhood friends put a glass bottle covered with black plastic bag. Now Binni had a bad reputation in the society. He was known for smoking, drinking, some thought he was a druggist too but no one had any evidence on so no one was sure. Of all the average moms in the world Atul's mom thought what every other mom would have thought taking into account binni's reputation. She thought Atul, binni n the others were going to have booz party at binni's place. As soon as she saw this, she called Atul and asked where he was to which he replied at Danny's place. She blindly believed him, poor Atul's mom.

Now everyone was on the terrace and were about to start drinking when the very unpredictable rain started. Everyone decided to keep their cell phones and wallet in a wooden box just near the entrance of the terrace and after which they sat above the water storage tank as it was concrete made. Before going up on the water tank, the gate to the terrace which had holes at the top big enough for anyone to put their hands through to lock the door from the inside. So as anyone would have done they locked the door from the inside of the entrance, so that no one would know they were up there. They didnt have the slighest of idea what the night had stored for them.

After some drinks at about 2am, everyone started to shake a bit,you know the alcoholine rush. Atul was sitting directly above the entrance door as the water tank was above the terrace entrance itself. He heard someone opening the terrace door but ignored it as he thought he was high. But then Eric saw a man with a torch and he was flashing it all around to check if someone was actually there. He told everyone ASAP that there's some guy there and that everyone should hide. But hide where, they were on top of a water tank. So they lied down flat on their back and were just praying that the man doesn't come up. Up there they had about 50 cigarettes, two quarters of vodka and two quarters of whiskey. If this man was some guy from the society Atul n Binni were dead for sure.

pls lemme kno how is it so far..will continue after some comments and feedback...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The All-American Indian Poetry

Ok i have not written this to create any controversy of fight..its just a thought in a poetic way

Here i go off writting the Indian Poetry
With a large population, bohot log he shetkari

Namaste is usually our way to greet
Sunny Deol ki hit picture thi "Jeet"

Where the government works slower than a cow chewing food
Sach ka samna mein nahi keh sakta koi pata Jhoot

Actors here are appreciated for their looks and not their work
Faujiyo ki maut se kise pada he faraq

Amitabh and SRK are seen in almost every ad
Asli khabar hamesha hoti he break ke baad

Munna Bhai reminded us that what we need is Gandhigiri
Dominos Pizza..Thirty minutes nahi toh free

From Mallika, Bipasha to the Serial Kisser
Ghoos khane mein nahi reh jati koi kasar

Where there are more pot holes on the road then cars
Jyada kha liya toh aati he dakaar (aaarrrrhh)

This is a country where cricket is a religion
Aur konse desh me he rainy season?

All Indain like to see Sachin bat
Aur Mithunda bola, "Kya baat, kya baat, kya baat"

The Ministers here have the worst english ever
Har Serial mein pehenti he ladkiya keemti jevar (jewellary)

The Police are very fit except for their pregnant like tummy
Kaaran (reason) janane k liye dekhe CID only on Sony

Chinese pug was made famous by Vodafone
Zoozoo, kaha se aye aur hain kaun?

Whatever it is you should be proud of the country you live in
Shayad isilye kehte he "Jai Hind"

One more of my poetries

When i was a teen, i fell in love with an angel and thought she was my Queen
I would never hurt her, i would never make her cry
I would always make her laugh and would always keep her eyes dry

i got her many roses and gifts but she never liked,
she was waiting for something special, i could never strike !!

one day she sat beside me looking deep into my eyes,
i tried reading her but couldn't beat her vibes.

her feelings so strong and sensible, her actions so wise and flexible.
she was saying something though i was not amiable.

she waited many moments and i never knew,
i was crazy for her but kept my heart beats due.
i wanted to react-talk but all she needed was touch and an arm-lock

i was fool to let her go unsolved,
her questions were many, in it was she dissolved.........

i lay on my back staring the ceiling, it is still the lame but her pictures keep rolling,
her eyes, her breath, her smell, her feelings,
All her unanswered unspoken calls keep me tearing.

All i was the king, when she was my queen,
My love is sick and frighten at halts which has never ever been.

I miss her glance, her calling my name,
I miss her eyes on me and those silly games.

Its been a while since i have seen her face
gtg now, have to tie my shoe lace :P

(there is a flow to this poem...i want your comments on this..the end is wht i am today..hope you get it)

Another attempt at poetry

A few years back...i could see my back (haha..sorry here comes the real one)

A few years back i fell for a girl
i felt like i was on top of this world
a few days later i felt we had the same feelings
we were two ppl in the same sea swimming
i couldnt tell you who loved whom the most
seeing us together would have melted the heart of a ghost

Years passed by and she decided to split
i knew for sure that neither one of us could take this hit
but then i went through cos i wanted her to be happy
i couldnt explain that feeling it really was crappy

Now i am single and they say i should be ready to mingle
i am not sure whether i do the love jingle
everyone keeps telling me to give someone a chance
(i would love to spend one night with Paris in ignore this pls)
every now and then i try for some1 once
then i realise i can love only her
A few years back i fell for a girl

My 1st ever poetry

Not so long age, about 6 months or so
I loved a girl a very beautiful girl
Her love towards me was incomparable
To live up to her expectations i was not able
though the next month we parted ways
There has not been a single day that i didnt want to see her face
deep down inside i think i was missed by her
although i was selfish, although i was not matured
LOVE i had always given her that is one thing for sure
I still love her, i still miss her
There are a lot of things that i have changed
But there is this perception that she has made
it will be tough for for that to fade
it was she who decided we should split
It was me who didnt want to quit
but i finally went ahead with her decision
seeing her happy was my top precision
I ask you god, why do this
why make people and give them glass heart
when it breaks the whole body aches
its like its the world greatest mistake
Sometimes i sit and look at her pics
hope she knows that she is being missed
all said and done i still pray to YOU (GOD)
keep her happy,keep her safe and true
thats all i want from you(GOD)